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cLoVE sMokE *CaTHarSis*

I'm the other white meat!

I'd prefer 'fuck and smash the state', because when you put the two together, you get crazy violent sex.

Q: Adam are you a pirate?
Adam: Yes

Me, I was never too good at dating. So I was thinking maybe a couple of tall-boy beers, sitting on a hillside somewhere."

"I'm personally all like 'WHOO Pirates,' but its cool if you want to be all like 'WHOO Ninjas.' Because ninjas are pretty hecka bad too."

I don't like photo shoots. At all. I'm a drummer, not a model.

If you want Davey to sneak you in, it'll probably be in some little make-up case or something.

Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.

I love your duck with all it's ducky goodness.

Hmm, corn nuts. Can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kinda guy because it reminds me of sex and death.

The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her "My whole life is a dark room" part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said fuck it, we'll use our own spooky dark-haired girl and called in Davey.

Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

It's all in the wrist - Jade opinion on AFI's greatness

One day, when I was young, my Dad brought home a guitar. I was quite intrigued and went to pick it up but he said, "Son, unless you can wail on that thing like Nuno Bettencourt from Extreme or maybe Steve Vai when he was playing with David Lee Roth and he had the sweet double-necked guitar that was like two legs coming out of a heart, keep your damn hands off it!" And I never touched a guitar again. So to answer your question, yes, I answer the phone whether it rings or not.

If you've got something to say about Hanson, say it to my face!

So things are going just swell, we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle

Yeah, everytime I see hunter I'm like...Fucking hunter whats up?

"I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees."

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so it doesn't freak us out too much

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant

(Getting off topic) There's a horse! There's a horse! There's a little dog and a woman in a hat.................uh........yep, I think I answered that question.

*Cocky Smile* Davey always looks sexy

We're pretty! We are though, we're a good looking band.

Adam likes violent sex. All you bondage babes out there; the drummer with the hair likes rough sex!

This barricade is a piece of crap. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff."

A girl in Salt Lake once asked me, "Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?" I then said, "Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans." I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was

Question: I think the real question is, why are you guys so awesome?

Davey: Fuzzy Creatures

I'd rather hump a human leg than a dog any day

Last night i had a dream that I was hanging out with Joe Perry from aerosmith. It ruled.

I love eskimos. They have 23 words for "sno-cone."

I like Philly. Every building has at least one brick.

Humidity means that once you start sweating, you never stop.

No look, I'll just sign your shirt with this cool pen I have right here. Oh crap, my cool pen ran out. Guess it's not so cool, eh?

I got to court for skating. I wasn't good at skating at all but I was dangerous. They knew I was dangerous. They didn't want to endanger the people and the kids around where I was skating. So I got tickets for it. I got to top court in my county. I represented myself against the public defender. And I won! (laughs) Yeah!

Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls?
Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of ourselves in those terms.
Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.

Jade: People that like Ricky Martin are going to see our Latin song titles and be like, "Yeah, I'll buy this."
Hunter: That and Dave's pants
Davey: Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants.

Davey: I blow!
Jade: Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak

Davey: I like French Crullers. There's adonut they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the "Chocolate Fuck You" or the "Fuck You I'm Chocolate" or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.
Adam: Uh, no.
Davey: What's wrong with you?!

Q: Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire Girl’s Not Grey video occurs in your crotch?
Jade: Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl’s Not Grey video takes place in my crotch?
Davey: No, because I’m going to take place in your crotch.

Interviewer: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!

Nick13: So, Dave, why did you "go Goth"?
Davey: I hate you.

Jade: We don't encourage our fans to send us dead things.
Davey: or alive things

He must be good.... what guy other than Davey Havok can go onstage at Warped in Drag?" -Tim Armstrong of Rancid


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		ADAM I'm the other white meat! I'd prefer 'fuck and smash the state', because when you put the two together, you get crazy violent sex. Q: Adam are you a pirate? Adam: Yes Me, I was never too good at dating. So I was thinking maybe a couple of tall-boy beers, sitting on a hillside somewhere." "I'm personally all like 'WHOO Pirates,' but its cool if you want to be all like 'WHOO Ninjas.' Because ninjas are pretty hecka bad too." I don't like photo shoots. At all. I'm a drummer, not a model. JADE If you want Davey to sneak you in, it'll probably be in some little make-up case or something. Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg. I love your duck with all it's ducky goodness. Hmm, corn nuts. Can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kinda guy because it reminds me of sex and death. The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her "My whole life is a dark room" part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said fuck it, we'll use our own spooky dark-haired girl and called in Davey. Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. It's all in the wrist - Jade opinion on AFI's greatness One day, when I was young, my Dad brought home a guitar. I was quite intrigued and went to pick it up but he said, "Son, unless you can wail on that thing like Nuno Bettencourt from Extreme or maybe Steve Vai when he was playing with David Lee Roth and he had the sweet double-necked guitar that was like two legs coming out of a heart, keep your damn hands off it!" And I never touched a guitar again. So to answer your question, yes, I answer the phone whether it rings or not. If you've got something to say about Hanson, say it to my face! So things are going just swell, we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle DAVEY Yeah, everytime I see hunter I'm like...Fucking hunter whats up? "I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees." The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so it doesn't freak us out too much I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant (Getting off topic) There's a horse! There's a horse! There's a little dog and a woman in a hat.................uh........yep, I think I answered that question. Cocky Smile Davey always looks sexy We're pretty! We are though, we're a good looking band. Adam likes violent sex. All you bondage babes out there; the drummer with the hair likes rough sex! This barricade is a piece of crap. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff." A girl in Salt Lake once asked me, "Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?" I then said, "Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans." I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was Question: I think the real question is, why are you guys so awesome? Davey: Fuzzy Creatures HUNTER I'd rather hump a human leg than a dog any day Last night i had a dream that I was hanging out with Joe Perry from aerosmith. It ruled. I love eskimos. They have 23 words for "sno-cone." I like Philly. Every building has at least one brick. Humidity means that once you start sweating, you never stop. No look, I'll just sign your shirt with this cool pen I have right here. Oh crap, my cool pen ran out. Guess it's not so cool, eh? I got to court for skating. I wasn't good at skating at all but I was dangerous. They knew I was dangerous. They didn't want to endanger the people and the kids around where I was skating. So I got tickets for it. I got to top court in my county. I represented myself against the public defender. And I won! (laughs) Yeah! OTHERS Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls? Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of ourselves in those terms. Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall Davey: We all have posters of Adam. Jade: People that like Ricky Martin are going to see our Latin song titles and be like, "Yeah, I'll buy this." Hunter: That and Dave's pants Davey: Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants. Davey: I blow! Jade: Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak Davey: I like French Crullers. There's adonut they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the "Chocolate Fuck You" or the "Fuck You I'm Chocolate" or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar. Adam: Uh, no. Davey: What's wrong with you?! Q: Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire Girl’s Not Grey video occurs in your crotch? Jade: Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl’s Not Grey video takes place in my crotch? Davey: No, because I’m going to take place in your crotch. Interviewer: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you? Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand. Davey: [looking confused] What?! Nick13: So, Dave, why did you "go Goth"? Davey: I hate you. Jade: We don't encourage our fans to send us dead things. Davey: or alive things He must be good.... what guy other than Davey Havok can go onstage at Warped in Drag?" -Tim Armstrong of Rancid



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